Friday, November 19, 2004

Before You Lift Your Fist to Strike

More firm and sure the hand of courage strikes, when it obeys the
watchful eye of caution.

Friday, September 10, 2004

You've Got to Be Kidding Me Man...

Some Jackass contact me on the Yahoo IM with this message:
 
yaandni : How are you doing pls
activemode : I'm doing just fine... Are you alright?
yaandni : Yes
yaandni : Am Prince Adama Andni of the Northern Part of Ghana
yaandni : and u?
activemode : I'm just a Programmer.
yaandni : Location pls
activemode : Florida
yaandni : Do you have access to email pls
activemode : why?
yaandni : My dad was the late king (YAA-NAA-ANDNI)
 
At this point, I stoped and blocked the sender. 
 
Analysis:
For one thing, this person types very good english for someone from Ghana.  They also seem to have a habit of contacting common people, that are not of Royal Blood like myself.  Also, why is my location important, if your sending a message to me announcing your Royal Status?  And finally, why would you have to type out a pronunciation of the name of your father? 
 
Notice when they typed:
 
yaandni: and u?
or
yaandni: Location pls
 
They use an abbreviation for - you and please - This is un-becoming of a person of Royal Status.  They would have typed out the whole word.
 
This is obviously a scam. 
 
Resolution:
The person that sent it, is probably some Broke Bald Guy with no friends, living in his mothers basement in Ohio.  Otherwise, it could also be a Lonely Old Woman looking for a way to suppliment her income or pay for the young men that she buys sex from.
 

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Why Are We So surprised ?

How many movies have there been that show international terrorists
coming into America and blowing things up?

After Hollywood showed us what might happen, why is it
such a surprise that they're actually doing it now? Art always imitates
life. We should have been ready for it.

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Honest Men and Criminals

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is
the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

Friday, July 16, 2004

Don't Waste Your Time

For every minute your angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness...

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Arrogance has its own reward.

The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get
along without them.

Monday, July 12, 2004

Money Changes Everything

Ecc. 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry:
but money answereth all things.